Privacy Policy

Last updated: When I last thought about privacy policies

1. I Take Your Privacy Seriously (But Not Myself)

Your privacy matters to me. I’m not here to sell your data, trade it, or accidentally lose it in a USB drive from 2009. I just want the website to work and not be creepy.

2. Information I Collect

Here’s what I might collect:

Information you choose to give me
Like your name, email address, or a message when you fill out a form. You type it, I get it. Simple.

Boring technical stuff
Things like your browser, device type, IP address, and which pages you visit. This helps me understand what’s working and what’s broken.

Cookies 🍪
Sadly, these are digital cookies, not chocolate chip. They help the site function properly. You can turn them off, but some things may behave… oddly.

3. How I Use Your Information

I use your information to:

Reply to your messages like a responsible adult

Improve the website so it doesn’t feel neglected

Fix bugs, improve performance, and make things nicer

Look at analytics and pretend I fully understand them

I do not:

Sell your data

Rent your data

Give your data to shady people, advertisers, or my imaginary friends

4. Sharing Information

I only share your information if:

The law requires it (fine, I guess)

It’s needed to run the site (hosting, analytics tools, etc.)

That’s it. No surprise sharing.

5. Data Security

I take reasonable steps to protect your information. Is it perfect? No. Is it careless? Also no. I do my best with modern security practices and common sense.

6. Your Rights

Depending on where you live, you may have the right to:

Ask what data I have about you

Ask me to correct or delete it

Ask questions about cookies or data usage

Just reach out. I’m approachable.

7. Third-Party Links

Sometimes I link to other websites. Once you leave my site, you’re on their turf. I’m not responsible for their privacy policies, behavior, or design choices.

8. Children

This site isn’t meant for kids under 13. If personal information from a child somehow ends up here, let me know and I’ll remove it promptly.

9. Changes to This Policy

I may update this policy from time to time. If I do, I’ll update the date at the top. No fanfare, no pop-ups, no confetti.

10. Contact Me

If you have questions about this privacy policy, your data, or anything else, feel free to contact me through the site. I’ll respond like a real human.